Description
WHAT IT IS
A real, fully functional, airline-style Emergency Throw-Up Bag — designed and printed exclusively for 3GRAMS customers who take their sesh a little too seriously.
Yes, this is an actual product.
Yes, we really manufactured it.
No, we are not okay.
WHY WE MADE IT
Whiteout hits harder than anyone expected.
After the 100th DM saying “bro I almost threw up,” we realized we had to take action.
So we created the first-ever dabbers’ emergency containment device.
FEATURES
Industrial-grade teal bag
“Sesh Overload” warning graphics
3GRAMS Safety Division insignia
QR-coded for authenticity
UNIT ID: 3G-S05H-001
FDA-unapproved (obviously)
HOW TO GET ONE FREE
Every Whiteout order placed during this drop includes one FREE Emergency Throw-Up Bag
while supplies last.
NOTES
Ships as soon as production lands
Individually packaged
Perfect for your sesh table, glove box, or your friend who “takes one more” every time
